I was walking with my wife, Alli, in New York, and we found this store Clarin’s. It is the SAME store that I photoshoped to say “CLASSIC” while working at Primal Screen for the Feature Presentation with Robert Osborne open. I was like, “OH MY GOSH! I’ve seen that store! OH MY GOSH, that’s IT!” I had no idea where it was when I was working on it 2 summers ago. Here’s the video and proof that I found it!
We got dessert at this place, Serendipity 3… It was very good stuff, but the people around us were all the entertainment we needed. There was this lady that was having a serious cow about the fact that she didn’t want to order anything (but you have to because it’s the policy, because there’s such a long waiting line), and the waiter was telling her that he had to kick them out… and she was like, “You don’t HAVE to kick us out you know?” He was like…”I do if you don’t order anything.” So she ended up ordering something and complaining about it the whole time. Then the other lady next to us told the waiter she was lactose intolerant. She said, “What do you think I should have?” The waiter, in his Hispanic accent said, “You came to the wrong place….I don’t want to kill anyone tonight.” Classic line.